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  • John Wu

    Clumsy, a bit nervous, and his mother takes care of him. Overall a gentle soul who spends most of his day walking around harmlessly.

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  • Dave and Logan

    College students who are living life, figuring things out, with a huge workload and lots of free time. They are skeptical of the electoral process and believe the US is falling apart, all money has already been made and all land taken.

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  • Alice

    She's got an appointment at the beauty salon today. An 80-year-old white spinster, still proud of her legs that look as good as ever and has extra stockings in her purse. Just in case.

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